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Funny weed-themed embroidery on hats, hoodies, jackets, and tees.

Got my hoodie last week—fits perfectly and the funny weed quote always gets a laugh!

Jay

★★★★★

FAQs

What products do you sell?

We offer embroidered hats, hoodies, jackets, and t-shirts with funny weed-themed sayings.

What price range do you have?

Our items range from $20 to $80, depending on the product and design complexity.

Can I customize my order?

Yes! We can work with you to add your own funny sayings or tweak images to make your gear truly personal.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping usually takes 5-7 business days after your order is processed.

What if I need to return something?

We accept returns within 14 days if the item is unused and in original condition.

Do you offer discounts for bulk orders?

Yes, we offer discounts on bulk purchases. Contact us with your order details for a custom quote.

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Questions? Reach out for custom orders or info.

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